Pharrell Williams, you sneaky man.
No biggie. The singer and his wife, Helen Lasichanh, had some triplets. Yaaaawn. When? Oh, early January. Again, no big whoop.
Pharrell, Helen, we’re totally kidding. TRIPLETS? In early January? And we’re just finding out now?
Williams’ rep confirmed the news to Vanity Fair. Names? Boys? Girls? Alas, seems like we’ll have to wait a little longer for that info. It's almost as if their privacy and right to enjoy their new babies is more important than our celebrity news machine.
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Williams and Lasichanh, winners of the Best Kept Secret award, did let the world know that they were expecting in September 2016. At the time, Lasichanh revealed a (Must we? Must we use the term? Fine.) baby bump at a swanky Chanel-hosted dinner to celebrate their new fragrance No. 5 L’eau.
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Even her baby bump was cooperating, giving no sign at all that THREE babies were on their way. The couple already has one son, Rocket Williams — who is either going to get all the babes when he grows up or, you know, spend a whole lot of time with his high school astrophysics club buddies.